{"product_id":"a-candle-for-cool-dads-funny-candle-for-dad","title":"A Candle for Cool Dads | Funny Candle for Dad","description":"Yeah, you know who you are.\n\nYou're never going to be your father, no way. That guy was so uptight, and seemed a million years old. You're more the type who \"connects\" with his kids, can \"drop in\" at the skate park, and shops at the same clothing stores as they do. You're simply the envy of parent pick-up. And yes. You're probably in a band.\n\nCustom Oil Blend Scented\nNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\nBurn time: 60 hours\nNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\n© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\nAlways hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap.\nGlass vessel dimensions: 4\" D x 2  ½\" H Burn time: 60 hours Sold in 3 packs","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53441046446444,"sku":"COO-C","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/0068\/0556\/files\/2616712ce21530d3356d5890b2e148abef0df98c31e5a4e778cfff27ac45fa44.jpg?v=1774811761","url":"https:\/\/empiresemporium.com\/products\/a-candle-for-cool-dads-funny-candle-for-dad","provider":"Empire’s Emporium ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}