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Sit On My Face Until You Suffocate Me - Valentine's Day Card

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Make your Valentine’s Day unforgettable with our Vintage Sit On My Face card! Featuring a cheeky 70’s theme and a hilarious message, this card delivers love and laughs in equal measure. Perfect for Valentine’s, anniversaries, or just because, it’s blank inside for your personal touch. Printed on thick, matte cardstock and paired with a sturdy kraft envelope, this card is as high-quality as it is funny. Proudly made in Colorado, USA. Perfect for your girlfriend, wife, or significant other 5 x 7 inches with a blank interior for your unique message Smudge-free matte finish for easy writing Comes with a kraft envelope with moisture-seal closure Add some sass and a wink with Sleazy Greetings!

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